mmmmmmmmm…..Drrrrrrop?

As a tall man, I hate feeling excluded!

Did you ever see the Tom and Jerry where they are both dumped by their girlfriends, go into spiraling depression and kill themselves on the railroad tracks? Look up 'Blue Cat Blues'.

Seemed a little too close to the Tom Delaney bit.

I think if you either don't have Facebook or aren't friends with 20-something women, and thus haven't been inundated with terrible Buzzfeed articles every day, the hilarity of this site would be completely missed.

I'm a huge fan and they keep me turned on all night. Am I going to die?

I'll give the actual, non-humorous answer. It's basically 'Let's go'.

Ah Tef Poe, the guy who's constantly spewing out horribly written, holier-than-thou bullshit for my local newspaper.
http://blogs.riverfronttime…

FTE: Piper Chapman is not worth your time

Bang Bang

Prison guard =/= cop. Still hilarious to hear him try to defend it though.

Ink-A-Dink, a bottle of Ink, the cork fell out and youuuuuu stink!

Well you should start, because you two apparently have the exact same sense of humor.

No, just too stolen from Eminem.