Sorry to be a one-upper, but Dylan was on Dharma and Greg

In-N-Out doesn't really qualify as fast food. It really should be called In-N-Wait-For-Half-An-Hour-N-Out.

As an InO fan, I recently had my first 5guys burger for comparison. Two burgers drinks and an order of fries ran us thirty bucks. I'll admit the burger is a little better but not triple the price better

I always thought that was what made VH so great—Eddie's otherworldly playing, Dave's game-show-host vibe and a competent rhythm section. Adding more talent (e.g. a lead singer who is maybe a better singer and plays guitar and struggles to drive fifty-five) to the band would just make it worse.

I prefer her earlier stuff

Dog whistle dog racism

White person scared shitless by a brown person carrying a non-threatening object. White person retells story and makes up cartoon villain dialogue for brown person. White person's minions defame brown person on social media.
Schumer totally stole this bit from George Zimmerman.

Have a seat.

I knew a guy who hooked up with his Uber driver. Lots of jokes about whether or not this driver took the tip.

OK, I know this show isn't exactly a documentary, but how did they get all of those gifts from all over the country? Their only mode of transportation is automobile and somehow they got an Oprah chair (Chicago?) and the Hope Diamond (DC) and JLo's dress (At JLo's house evidently)

That might be the least funny thing that has ever been on Clickhole

I love DBT, but I always hated their cover of this song. None of them were fans of the song and a couple didn't want to sing, but the four-verse/four-singer structure forced them to. Their indifference to the song is noticeable and makes for a very bland cover.

bated breath. It is bated breath. Like abated.

I hate to be all Comic Book Guy, but what kind of program has a dedicated button for converting binary to ASCII, but then takes three full seconds to convert forty-eight bits into six characters?

Eh, not joking so much as spinning the hell out of it.  What Eric objected to was a math worksheet on the Distributive Property that was called something like "Re-Distribute the Wealth" and a little cartoon of a Monopoly-style tycoon.  His point was that Math for grade school kids should be politically neutral, not…

The Mouse That Roared?

The Mouse That Roared?

They should do some Discworld movies, he is about the right age to be Cohen The Barbarian, no?

They should do some Discworld movies, he is about the right age to be Cohen The Barbarian, no?

Could not disagree more on the Tebow's Minister bit on Sklarbro.  The progression from Altar Boy to Pope Boy, and the stream of excuses for not having time to expand on Tebow's homosexuality we hi-friggin-larious