My love of Natalie Portman continues unabated over the years, so I feel satisfied that Keira Knightley owes her entire career to her big debut being a doppelganger of Natalie Portman. If she didn't look like the then-more-famous Natalie Portman, she may never have had the career she got. They don't look so alike now,…

When I heard a remake of The Parent Trap was being made, I assumed they'd just hire the Olsen Twins and make it easier. I was a little disappointed when they chose to do the fake twin thing with Lindsay Lohan in the style of the original. I mean, come on, the Olsen Twins were the perfect age at the time for it!

"5 episodes of season 3 leaked online in Mexico! Quick, rush the season out on tv with marketing that you can't see it online, then abruptly switch to online-only halfway through the season without telling anyone on tv about the move!"

And so the family then officially outs them to the people who hadn't put it all together? Let's not give the Duggars any leeway here. Putting their daughters out in the public eye to confront their trauma, that's exactly why victims hate coming forward about what's been done to them. They out their daughters while…

And while they complain about an invasion of privacy, they completely out two of the daughters in a followup interview for tonight. The world only knew that some of the daughters got molested, not exactly which ones. Now the world knows specifically two of those that were touched, thanks to the Duggars putting them in…

And biased against those who haven't drank the Facebook Kool-Aid! At least let it be a disqus comment like…….after you logged out and back into AVC because you've been logged in for an hour, thanks disqus!

What was it Winston Churchill said? "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing…after they've exhausted all other options."

Your husband's name is Tiki?

With 35 years between trilogies, there's no reason for them to not reuse a lot of the EU, which gave EU fans some small hope of the EU continuing to exist. I think that's even the Lucasfilm Story Group's intent, with the new canon reusing planet and species names. It seems most of the old worlds still exist in the new…

His account has 15927 comments and 69269 votes. He must've been a busy popular poster before he got hijacked. I didn't even know they hijack accounts to spam on!

It's all very meta, the book making the dinosaurs people expect rather than the real deal, then Jurassic World ignores advances in paleontology for the same reason. I want feathered dinosaurs in a movie with decent special effects!

10 year old me learned the insult "supercilious bastard" that Hammond called Malcolm in the book. I have never heard anyone else use that term to this day and I still don't know what supercilious means, but that insult stuck out for me. It's the only piece of book-specific dialogue I remember.

What's that last sentence? You sort of jumbled two thoughts together. I agree with everything else you said.

He did amazingly well for himself. Last seen cornered by guards and very old. Then seen again at the end riding the turtle with lots of fruit to feed his rebels. No wonder he's their leader.

That's something I do give credit to AT for. Martin's an asshole, but it's kind of refreshing for him to be so after years of hype about Finn's parents being surely heroic like Finn is. We feel disappointment and rage about Finn's dad alongside Finn himself.

Martin's an asshole. When will he ever not be one? Can he die stopping the comet from hitting Ooo or something?

You know, seeing the shot of Ooo from space once again made me want to see that chunked off section from the surface. I need to see Finn and Jake visit the edge of the world in an episode. It'd have to look pretty killer from the ground. I bet it has a cool name too, like "The Edge Lands" or "The Big Hole". Whatever…

Pfft, a Star Wars referencing user name isn't even that geeky a username compared to some of the other, far more obscure username references I've seen around here. I'm pretty sure I don't get half the references in AV Club usernames.

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Jami seemed very hesitant about picking from the Orifice category, like she thought orifice was a lewd term. Or maybe that was just me thinking one of the clues would be "anus", just to see the contestants try to say it with a straight face.