Look bitch, they accept their gay uncle. That automatically makes them better than like 48ish percent of the US population.

To be honest, Honey Boo Boo isn't really that bad. That girl is a spaz, and they eat unhealthily, but otherwise those hillbillies seem like nice people. Honey Boo Boo is not near as bad as Flavor of Love (what with the lady that pooped on the floor) or the Bad Girls Club (what with the ladies that wiped food all over…

Is News Radio the one with Andy Dick and Laura San Giacomo? Or is that the one with Maura Tierney and David Spade?

Its coverage will also die a slow painful death.

"I Love it" is one of the worst songs you've heard? Worse than Stupid Ho? Worse than Meet Virginia? Worse than Achy Breaky Heart? Worse than Rico Suave? Worse than Eye of the Tiger? Worse than It's in Hiss Kiss?

Abba is great.

Do white gay dudes get to own Paris is Burning too? Because when I watched that documentary, a lot of the reason why that subculture existed back in the day was because the people were black and Latino, and the racial aspects of the culture seemed maybe just as important as the gayness in explaining why they were so…

You've got all these stupid white indie hipster dudes giving their hate songs.
Such and such from some noise rock band from 1984 hates "Goodbye Stranger." OK.  But what song does Aretha Franklin hate? Tina Turner's Proud Mary? Mariah Carey's Vision of Love? Etta James's I'd Rather Go Blind? You know home girl would…

There's a Mekons song called "Empire of the Senseless," it's pretty good. You should listen to it.  I do love She Don't Use Jelly though.

To be fair, I think most of the men probably are. Acting as a profession is like interior decorating and figure skating and fashion design and joining the Navy and being one of those guys that delivers things on his fixed gear bicycle. It's the type of job that appeals to gay dudes. As for the ladies? Only Queen…

Imdb deleted my list of thirteen sexiest underage actors I'd go to prison for. I think it was just because I listed only Thomas Horn 13 times. But for real, who else is the president of the Thomas Horn fanclub going to list?
Quvenzhané Wallis?!!! I think not. I gave up my marriage to run that fan club.

Or you could chop off its arms and legs, and then it couldn't kill anybody and could still be your friend.

I think running away in that situation is probably the best solution if you can't find anything to the dude up, because killing someone while they are unconscious? That would probably get you in to some legal trouble right there, right? It would at least be highly unethical.

I gave you a thumbs up because I enjoy the negativity you spread.

There is a famous gay porn called "him" that has this plot line. It's famous because it is a "lost film."

I would like a sexy show about Jesus. Him and his 12 apostles getting all hot and bothered while working on their wood. Yes.

Don't speak for people odduck. That is very fucking presumptuous of you. I want him dead.

Man, first global warming and now this. What are we going to do to save the polar bears?

Tom Hardy's penis is kind of small, is it not? I mean, if you like big dicks, Tom Hardy is probably not the guy for you. He's got a nice ass though.

You sully the good name of gay porn. Take that back.