Disagree. Any movie featuring lovable cats is an A plus. Also, good for Carey Mulligan for becoming a movie star despite her physical and personality limitations.

No it's a movie about a motherfucker named Aaron Sorkin's disdain for young people and the Internet. The giant themes the movie tries to evoke are hung on the flimsiest real world situations.Oh here is this ugly Jew who will never get accepted by waspy sexy gayish white Harvard elite dudes and all these super hot, um,…

I would give the win to Waltz With Bashir, and nom 4 months, 3 Weeks and Two Days, The Dark Knight, The Secret in The Grain, and Wall-e.

I forgot about that damned turd Tree of Life. That movie sucked. It had a scene where a dinosaur steps on another dinosaur's head and then this dinosaur shows empathy. That is really stupid. I mean really fucking stupid.

I am gonna be pissed if The Social Network or Zero Dark Thirty take this. You think in thirty years people will give a shit about Osama Bin Laden or Facebook? Also, I have not seen Boyhood, but that looks like a bunch of honkey bullshit. I hope you guys do the correct thing and give this to 12 years or the Master. Not…

No full penatration between Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise as they hatefuck eachother. That is the missing component. Hatefuck means rape BTW.

No. I just found it really boring.

I didn't like The Godfather because I felt like I watched the whole movie via Simpson's parodies and I liked the Simpsons parodies better.

No bro. If you play trivia at a bar, the announcers have to say the name you come up with, so you'd get a few jokers who would name themselves like "The Muffin Tops" or some other mildly amusing thing. However, forcing the announcer to say, "Marshmallowtimebombexplosionpegasus9000," every time they read the name of…

If it helps, I give Hiroshima Mon Amour an A.

I would give Persona an A-. Citizen Kane a C. Casablanca an A. Also: A Streetcar Named Desire a D (Vivien Leigh's performance an F————-), Godfather a B-, Last Year at Marienbad an F, The Rules of the Game an F. All of the Michealangelo Antonioni's I've watched get an A+: L'Avventura, La Notte, L'Eclisse, Red Desert,…

I watched a show about pretty people once, and it said that if you averaged out everyone's faces, then that would be what most people consider beautiful. So thinking about that, Matt Bomer or Grace Kelly or Beyonce, or whatever, their faces are boring as fuck. Haley's face is distinctive.

If I were to choose a hatesong it would be "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits because of that "Look at that faggot, putting on his makeup" line. I cringe every time I hear that on the radio, or Sweet Home Alabama. That is one I cringe at too. It's fucking racist as shit. Then I would take time to give a shout out to…

The fucking genocidal white honkey devil racists at Clear Channel and the record companies are responsible for infecting the radio with shallow crappy MISOGYNISTIC materialistic garbage rap. Also, some of those "authentic" rappers such as 2 Chainz and Rick Ross went to fucking college and should know better to put…

Everyone's answer to that would be "Total Eclipse of the Heart." It would get very redundant.

I am not projecting shit. Those people were dressed like aliens and they were brown. I mean, fucking Xerxes looked like a drag queen from the T Rex song Planet Queen and some of his soldiers looked like rejects from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I hate Joy Division and do not understand why people like that band. The lead singer sounded like ass. The music sounded like ass. It sounded like some shit that was recorded in my grandmother's fucking basement or some shit and it was also all fucking depressing as shit. They would do better to copy a band with a…

This is a weird discussion to have in a post about ska bands. However, that global warming shit is going to kill us all, so yes, I agree with you.

Etta James, "At Last"
Elvis Presley, "Hound Dog"

I fucking watched the first one in a theater and saw a white dude slaughter a bunch of alien ass-looking brown bitches, and I just left. It was kind of OBVIOUSLY some racist ass shit. But whatever. Deny it if you must.