Ha, I was trying to work out where the 'KO' was from…

Aye, but it's…just…so…infuriating…

Oh good, my semi-nothing point posted twice.

Oh dear
Well, it wouldn't be modern advertising unless it directly insulted the people it was aimed at in some misguided attempt to browbeat you into purchasing it.

Oh dear
Well, it wouldn't be modern advertising unless it directly insulted the people it was aimed at in some misguided attempt to browbeat you into purchasing it.

I agree.

If you empathised with Magneto's plight, you could perhaps ask him to lengthen your ore x-wangdang, at the expense of girth, and vice-versa, as the situation demanded. But then, you'd need to have him around rather a lot. If you were currently Magneto's partner, though, this could work to the benefit of you both.