America's Test Kitchen is almost always decent.

When I first read the Greenwald piece, I thought he was talking about Freddy Capuano, that hairpiece motherfucker from Green Grove.  I need to get out more.

No, never, never.

So in other words:  Hipsters?

Well, do it anyway, Todd!  DO IT ANYWAY!!  (And when I say "do it anyway", I hope it is understood that I mean YOU do it anyway.  Because to have anyone else do the write-ups, after I've grown to love your prose style so after both Deadwood and The Sopranos [<—- see?  SEE?  *Flattery*] would be a hell of a letdown.)

Except where Q. Wallis is involved.

Well, here I am beating the drum for Rome, as always.  Probably futilely, too, as always.

Anthrax Ripple.

Rampart!

Your comment just reminded me of a short film that I saw between features on HBO back when I was in my pre-/early teens, called The Boy Who Liked Deer.  Freaked the young, impressionable Jimmy D. right. the fuck. out.  (And I see it's on YouTube.)

In no particular order:

Yipe!

My face has never been melted quite as thoroughly as it was the first time I listened to Appetite for Destruction's opening salvo of "Welcome to the Jungle" and "It's So Easy".

@avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus agreed, unless you take "Ten Years Gone" into account.

I'd humbly submit both Dirty Mind ("Dirty Mind" and "When You Were Mine") and Controversy ("Controversy" and "Sexuality") as well.

Prince's 1999 - "1999" and "Little Red Corvette"

Prince's 1999 - "1999" and "Little Red Corvette"

Holy god is Harry Knowles a shitty writer!  And I don't just mean that he's a hack, but that he literally can't form a group of words into a single coherent sentence.  Jesus!

Holy god is Harry Knowles a shitty writer!  And I don't just mean that he's a hack, but that he literally can't form a group of words into a single coherent sentence.  Jesus!

WHA'?  No "Vienna"?  Once again, Midge Ure (and Mr. Jimmy DeRogatis) curses you, AV Club!