What world do you live in where Gail Simmons is not "eye candy"?

I hope Stefan beats the party-pants off of CJ in the fan favorite voting next week.

::Sigh::  ::Double sigh::  You know, I really, truly think it's time for a HUGE shakeup for this show.  As in: recasting from the top fucking down.  At this point, Tom Colicchio's practically naught but a hands-on-hips'd, furrowed brow caricature of the really interesting head judge he used to be, and Queen Padma's…

::Sigh::  If only I had $3750 to piss away, because BRAINIAC SKULL SHIP WITH GLOWING EYES!!!

I see you're currently up to one "like".

"And So It Goes"

By that rationale, we are fast friends.

"Goodbye To You"
"Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car"
"I Want It That Way"
"Pony"
"Me and Julio, Down By the Schoolyard"
"The Longest Time"
"And She Was"
"These Days"
"She's Tight"
"Living for the City"
"What's New, Pussycat?"
"New Year's Day"

No, because "Goodbye To You".

GWAR doing "Blue Savannah" would totally make 2013 a win for me.

Or LFO's "Summer Girls".  LFO makes everything A-OK.

A pox on their house for not including "Mandocello" also.

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus Yes!  Yes!  The A.V. Club powers that be need to MAKE IT SO!

"Crazy On You" is, to my mind, the Heart cover song of choice.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Especially since one of the choices wasn't "I Zimbra".

"Living For the City" got my vote.  But yes, they're all stellar fucking songs.

"I Want It That Way" is clearly the most transcendent pure pop song among the boy band selections.

Whenever they show pictures of his wife, I always marvel anew at how that little drip could score such a pretty life mate.  Because we all know it's not his dashing good looks or his winning personality.

I wanted to hit Captain Beardly McThickglasses in the face.  Hard.  With my limp, pasty cock.