No.

I was shocked - shocked, I tell you - that Josie used to be a football player.

I was shocked - shocked, I tell you - that Josie used to be a football player.

Even still, it was a great interview.

Even still, it was a great interview.

Homeboy looks almost exactly like Slippery Dan (before he got twelve-pointed, natch).

Homeboy looks almost exactly like Slippery Dan (before he got twelve-pointed, natch).

Note to the author:  "Stewart" = Stewart Copeland, the Police's drummer (and, coincidentally, my favorite drummer of all time); "Stuart" = Dead Milkmen screed about what the queers are doing to the soil.

Note to the author:  "Stewart" = Stewart Copeland, the Police's drummer (and, coincidentally, my favorite drummer of all time); "Stuart" = Dead Milkmen screed about what the queers are doing to the soil.

Really, though, I don't think she screamed it.

Really, though, I don't think she screamed it.

Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce.

Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce.

Whither Wolfgang?

Whither Wolfgang?

To answer your question:  As I recall?  Yes.  I hated her then, I fucking really fucking loathe her now.

To answer your question:  As I recall?  Yes.  I hated her then, I fucking really fucking loathe her now.

Hey, guys!  Next week, the chefs all get to cook for a roller derby team!

Hey, guys!  Next week, the chefs all get to cook for a roller derby team!

As long as it's not that braying jackass Josie.  Actually, at this point, my three favorite chefs, in order, are:  Kristen, Sheldon, and the South African woman whose name eludes me for the moment.