As long as it's not that braying jackass Josie.  Actually, at this point, my three favorite chefs, in order, are:  Kristen, Sheldon, and the South African woman whose name eludes me for the moment.

The fuck you sayin'?

The fuck you sayin'?

Yeah, fuck the whole most-hated-chef-in-Dallas thing.  Goddamn Josh is the real villain this season.  Why, he even has a mustache suitable for twirling.

Yeah, fuck the whole most-hated-chef-in-Dallas thing.  Goddamn Josh is the real villain this season.  Why, he even has a mustache suitable for twirling.

So, apparently James Hetfield is a motivational speaker now.

So, apparently James Hetfield is a motivational speaker now.

::Clicks link, looks at picture, thinks to self Oh.  That's who Joe Budden is.  Continues on with day.::

::Clicks link, looks at picture, thinks to self Oh.  That's who Joe Budden is.  Continues on with day.::

As good as the White Castles are, the Double Cheeseburgers are just ridiculously, shamefully delicious.

As good as the White Castles are, the Double Cheeseburgers are just ridiculously, shamefully delicious.

Skyline/Gold Star/Empress (etc., etc.) cheese coneys, with mustard and onions (of course).  Food of the Trashy Gods.

Skyline/Gold Star/Empress (etc., etc.) cheese coneys, with mustard and onions (of course).  Food of the Trashy Gods.

And dipping Ruffles into a big tub of small-curd cottage cheese is even more criminally underrated.  MMMmmm!

And dipping Ruffles into a big tub of small-curd cottage cheese is even more criminally underrated.  MMMmmm!

Holy fuck, what I'd give for Taco Bell to add the Beefy Nacho Burrito to their menu permanently. The thing was a big, meaty, cheesy, Frito-y tube of goodness, and best of all, it only cost a buck.  (And they goddamn need to lose that godforsaken Cantina Bell crap right the fuck now.)

Holy fuck, what I'd give for Taco Bell to add the Beefy Nacho Burrito to their menu permanently. The thing was a big, meaty, cheesy, Frito-y tube of goodness, and best of all, it only cost a buck.  (And they goddamn need to lose that godforsaken Cantina Bell crap right the fuck now.)

Yeah, I heard that.  And during his short tenure on the show (fingers crossed no one bows out unexpectedly, forcing the producers to bring his smarmy ass back in) I thought he came across way more douchey than Tesar did.  But the season is young, as the kids say, and we've got many more episodes for Tesar to make my…

Yeah, I heard that.  And during his short tenure on the show (fingers crossed no one bows out unexpectedly, forcing the producers to bring his smarmy ass back in) I thought he came across way more douchey than Tesar did.  But the season is young, as the kids say, and we've got many more episodes for Tesar to make my…

I'm a movement!