Sans earlobes.

And just where is Congo Bongo?

And just where is Congo Bongo?

You win, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus.  You WIN!

You win, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus.  You WIN!

David Sims will be back next week to cover the finale.

David Sims will be back next week to cover the finale.

You've seen him once, but he probably rang twice, amirite?

You've seen him once, but he probably rang twice, amirite?

Nobody expects the Sixth Season of The Wire!

Nobody expects the Sixth Season of The Wire!

The day you (yes, I mean you specifically, Todd VanDerWerff) decide to tackle ROME will be a very happy day in the faux-DeRogatis household.

The day you (yes, I mean you specifically, Todd VanDerWerff) decide to tackle ROME will be a very happy day in the faux-DeRogatis household.

Hi, Lisa!

I fully expect not to read a better comment than this one on here today.  Kudos, sirrah!

Yes, Xtina will definitely be next season's pariah coach.

James Massone.  Mark my words.  Cee Lo may be crazy, but he's crazy like a fox.

If there were to ever be a "¿Quién es el peor cantante?" contest, it'd be hell choosing between RaeLynn and Erin Martin, that's for sure.

Halle-fucking-lujah!  Spunky (read: insufferable) li'l RaeLynn and her stupid fucking flower, and her shitty voice, and her mothergrabbing stage stomping, and her fat fucking face are GONE!

I don't want to come off too terribly uncouth, but fuck yourself.