"Hey, Ridley, you got any Beemans?"

I dispute your assertion that Naia Kete was ugly.  I actually thought she was quite attractive, and, indeed, should remain thus, as long as she doesn't inherit her mom's female pattern baldness.

He's very much in the Josh Groban mold, and for whatever reason, I have a slight soft spot for Josh Groban.  (I do not know why this is.  It's not as if I'm the kind of person who listens to Susan Boyle CDs whilst curled up in my official Kenny G easy chair and wearing my Clay Aiken pajamas.)

RaeLynn becomes more detestable with each viewing.  Seriously, fuck her.

"Bitch" is too tame a word to encapsulate the roiling, epic awfulness that is Lisa Lampanelli.  Now, I know that this is just a stupid, inconsequential reality show we're talking about here; but going into this thing I was more or less a Lampanelli fan.  I definitely wouldn't have categorized her as one of the…

Thomas Dolby.

I've always wanted to know, @avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156:disqus , what's it like to be perpetually fifteen years old?

Agreed.  And I'd actually rank "Bleeding Me" with some of their better stuff.

You just reminded me:  It sucks that I haven't heard "…And Justice For All" played live in its entirety in 23 years.

My face just melted.  I'm literally a faceless human being now.  Thanks, @a2257:disqus.

No "Ronnie"?  For shame.

Point taken, @avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus.  "one of the three shittiest drummers of the past thirty years" was more than a touch hyperbolic.  What I should have said (and what I'll stand behind) is he's one of the three most overrated drummers of the past thirty years.

An album that features "Sad But True", "The God That Failed", "My Friend of Misery", and, especially, "Wherever I May Roam" cannot in good conscience be categorized as "terrible".

Any movie that features a cameo from Lonn Friend is aces in my book.

"Back to the front! / You will do what I say, when I say / Back to the front! / You will die when I say you must die / Back to the front! / You coward!  You servant!  You blind man!"

And Kirk Hammett's like, "Whaddya want from me?"

Agreed.  Lars is probably one of the three shittiest rock drummers of the past thirty years (and, yes, that's including Meg White, whom I actually quite like because of her simplistic playing).  Yet he's consistently lauded by the mainstream rock press as John Bonham's undisputed heir, or other such horseshit.  Truly,…

My face is red, too, @avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus.

Plus, Death Magnetic's sound mix, while not nearly as awful as that of St. Anger, is still pretty fucking atrocious.  Shame on you Rick Rubin and/or Messrs. Hetfield and Ulrich.

Agreed, @avclub-07cbebc173aad442e9feb1513fb0e5d1:disqus, except I'd put Load above ReLoad (primarily because it has both "Bleeding Me" and "The Outlaw Torn", but also because of "Hero of the Day", "Until It Sleeps", and "Wasting My Hate").