Liking the idea of Grayson getting her own show, definitely.  But, hard as it may be to fuck up a show featuring her in all her unedited glorious Grayson-ness, the fucking Food Network would find a way to fuck it, and fuck it good and blue.

This is an official prediction:  Sera Hill will win it all.  She's what 90% of America thinks of as a spectacular vocalist these days (mind you, I'm not saying she sucks or that I didn't like her performance; it's just that she's got a big, clean, sort-of-soulful-sounding-to-the-layman voice that middle America will…

@avclub-12a2f5837972bb3cc86c3216c5a660b8:disqus , I can't speak for @Tristiac:disqus , but I'm always talking about Gail's Tits.

Didn't you already flog your blog once upthread?

Sadly, I'm going to have to disagree with you.  A few weeks ago, I would have sworn that Paul had this thing in the bag.  But after these most recent episodes, I'm really starting to feel/fear that they're gonna pull a Season Two and award the title to the season's villain.

Bless you, @avclub-9b8c140a7acbb285cf62f58512de5c4f:disqus !

She blocked me on Twitter when I made a lame reference last week about her being "Top Villain".  The fact that I, however fleetingly, caused her discomfort only served to widen my grin.

This is literally the first time in my history of watching this show (otherwise known as the history of this show) that I felt an almost overwhelming urge to fast forward to the end just to see who won and lost and be done with it.  I primarily blame the producers for this, as they've damn well forcefully and…

Disturbing as this undoubtedly is, I don't think it'll leave quite the impression on me that watching a snippet the other day (on NBC Nightly News) of footage that a neighbor had recorded of the prison fire in Mexico did.  Hearing the agonized screams of men trapped in jail cells being burned to death really has a…

The fuck?  Diabetic dementia?  Shit.  That's one more thing to worry about.

Hmm.  By my estimation, UYI I has exactly one (arguably) weak track ("Back Off Bitch"), and II has all of two ("Get in the Ring" and "My World").  True, that's three more bad songs than Appetite has, but I'd say that's not too damn shabby considering we are talking about two albums packed to the gills with tunes, and…

I wish like hell I had a grandpappy Amos.

I'm not hearing the Donald Duck.

Does anyone know who even makes these decisions?

They're not Jann Wenner approved.

So, @avclub-ad7bdcafbea74680e11d25162a145507:disqus is the name you've chosen to post under here on AVC, Eddie Trunk?  Clever.

Absolutely.  Also, people need to listen the Use Your Illusion albums again (especially the first one), as they're not quite the bloated mess that everyone characterizes them as these days.

@avclub-7f7e803ee2d1481fd805f34086a52c37:disqus  I guess you told me!  Man, I feel like such a cunt right about now.

I've been wondering, whatever happened to the asshole Heather Terhune apologist commenter?  Haven't seen him/her around these parts lately.

Colicchio gives not shit one about the increasingly inane-to-the-point-of-committing-seppuku challenges, apparently.  All's he cares about is that each new season features, you know, new contestants.  AAIIIGGH!