I got the impression that we had two hours/episodes left (not counting the inevitable shit-reunion-show hosted by Andy Whatsisname, the confoundingly stereotypical, eye-rolling, lips-pursing queen), not one.  Unfortunately.

For me, the judges (especially that cunt Guarnaschelli) and the host necessarily preclude me watching this show on anything resembling a regular basis.  To answer the question posed by @Scrawler above: You might check it out, but I don't see you liking it all that much if you, like me, have a low tolerance for general…

Ugh.  Just fucking UGH.

Preadolescence: Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, no contest.  I still haven't found any woman who's sexier, or more beautiful than her (and this particular crush has lasted into my forties).  Far away runner up: Sandy Olson in Grease.

Ilan Hall was, I believe, the first reality show contestant I wanted to throttle (and that's even taking Richard Hatch into account).

Yes, she is.  And those the skin tight black leggings combined with those little fuck me boots that she always wears make her that much more doable.

But she's a bitch with some mighty delectable curves.

Class?  As in, "I hate you and I hate your class face"?

I'm really wondering right now if having kids only fucks up one's critical perspective a little bit, or whether it utterly vaporizes it for the rest of one's natural life.

It's GTFO, then, innit?

Oooh, but that archer, he's a deadeye, ain't he?

Agreed.

What I want to know is, why do the Muppets get a pass, and not Pee-Wee?  Their appearance last season, like Pee-Wee's, was mildly amusing at best, yet people fell over themselves gushing about what a breath of fresh air it was to have the fucking Muppets on a cooking show, and poor Pee-Wee largely gets shit on for his…

Oh, yeah.  I've always had a white hot hatred for Ilan-fucking-Hall, but I'd forgotten just how much of a shrewish, castrating cunt Betty was.  But refresh my memory: How did she cheat?  I've totally cleansed any memory of that from my mind.

Yeah, it's a contest among this season, season seven, and the Hosea (a man tied, in my mind, with DC's Kevin and Ilan-fucking-Hall as the worst TC winner ever) season, whichever that one was (five?), for which is the worst TC season ever.  I guess the really Big Question is whether the show will recover from this…

Okay, question: Is this, in fact, the worst season of Top Chef ever?  I say, resoundingly, YES.  If you disagree, please state which season bests (worsts?) this one as far as complete shittiness goes, and give your reasons.

She did smile, though, when she looked at him (and it wasn't an evil, condescending, too-much-gums-too-tittle-teeth smile like some people would have done), as opposed to her clearly not smiling when she called out Lindsay's meatball.

I, too, really hope that Bev wins the last Last Chance Kitchen matchup, if only so I can get to see the look on both Lindsay's and, especially, Sara's faces (seriously, I fucking can't stand Sara, with her fat ass, her little teeth/big gums, her shrill ass voice, and her condescending fucking attitude) when she comes…

I'm telling you, people, I'm telling you: "Subdivisions".

"Since You're Gone" and "Cousin Dupree", respectively.