Alas, my life, my lover, my lady is the sea.

All's I gotta say is, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" better win this bitch.

"The Bed's Too Big Without You"

"1000 Umbrellas".

Fuck REO Speedwagon, man!  Sha Na Na or GTFO!

"The Look of Love" had my vote locked, too … until I saw "Subdivisions" was among the choices.

Klaus Nomi and Pere Ubu should've had their own categories, too.

Sorry, I voted, proudly, for "Subdivisions".  The Maiden song I'd have chosen with nary a moment's hesitation is "The Trooper", but that didn't fit in with the "year ending in two" theme.

XTC's "1000 Umbrellas".

It's available new on Amazon for the low, low price of $65.

I was totally there back in the summer of '88, bro.

I've always found it vaguely disturbing that there's but one letter's difference between "finocchio" and "Pinocchio".

The Clinic's All Out of Methadone, Charlie Brown

What, no Hazel? No Dennis the Menace live action B&W TV show?

Did she say "two more"?  If so, and as others have stated, that would indeed be quite awesome.  But I thought she said "a few more".

Sort of wreaks havoc with your heretofore posited theory that Beverly can't cook, don't it?

We got Tony Bourdain here.

Why?  Do you have a certain affinity for morbidly obese blowhard cunts?

Yes, I must admit that my black little heart has been all a-flutter over Grayson since the first episode.  She's spectacularly good looking.

It's probably easier for me to list reasons he's not a raging douchecanoe, as that'd be one tiny ass list.  A good starting point might be this several-year-old thread about him (and others) started on the Straight Dope Message Boards (specifically, post #3): http://boards.straightdope….