Hate to break it to everyone, but we baristas actually write completely butchered versions of your name just to fuck with you.

It's one of the first things I bring up when people I know say they've started the show. "It can be really funny and bizarre, but when they reveal who Laura Palmer's killer is, it is one of the scariest, most brutal things I've ever seen in any medium, let alone TV… TWENTY YEARS AGO."

" Or, to use a much more mundane demon familiar to all of us, getting drunk makes it easier to be an asshole, but the person who makes the choice to push others away is always you, no matter how much you’ve had."