This sounds like a choose-your-own adventure book for the vital 'edgy-teen' demographic.

He received his belt from the sacred MegaMart Karate Academy, nestled deep in the mountain('s peak shopping plaza).

In Russia I would hear advertisements for the upcoming Limp Bizkit concert everyday while riding the escalator down to the metro.

Lana-Del Ray accusing someone else of being inauthentic?

I'm glad you were there to defend Vin Diesel's honor. He's a great man and no one (and no role…) will convince me otherwise!

I'm honored to bring more embarrassing whiteness to your commute.

I always do this when I'm alone in the car, usually about other drivers going too slow or too fast. It's usually half-singing, half-rapping and all embarrassing.

Thanks! We've had conflicting schedules of late with vacations and work and such, but now that things have settled down we'll definitely be able to soon/more frequently.

India-Pakistan truly has nothing on the tragedy of the 2013 AVC-Dissolve split.

I've been keeping in touch with the girl I went on a date with a few weeks ago and we're setting up some further dates so that's been fun, but alas have not heard back from one I messaged over the weekend who seemed really cool.

The challenge of finding a great snack food is the taste to can you use a remote/controller/keyboard balance.

William Ridge

Huzzah!

Excuse me sir, but Marvel Apes is canon and very serious business.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus It took big ol' brass cajones to hit enter on that post.

'It's about the addiction of blood…a lot of sex in it too!'

The word you're searching for is 'horrifying'.

*Slide-whistle*

Yeah it's just an excellently crafted title. I'm largely holding my own despite still working out the mechanics to some degree, though certainly not pursuing anything quite as ambitious as conquering England just yet. Sounds like you've set the cards up on that one just right so far though, so I imagine you'll be…

This weekend was mostly dedicated to digging through my sizable haul of games from the Steam Summer sale and also wishing it wasn't 100 degrees. I did also take some time to watch a bit of Breaking Bad and do some reading as well though.