Out of all the organizations that could have been caught hazing, the one that got in trouble for it at my school was one of the male acapella groups. I didn't think you could make hazing any lamer, but they found a way.

This whole schedule process feels a bit like the NFL draft except for huge television nerds. Like us.

This show would be better as a reality program following around Harmontown's Adam Goldberg as he navigates through the world while making absolutely everyone uncomfortable with his mere presence.

The visuals in this look pretty uninspired to me, which is not a good sign given that Franco seems to be reaching for something similar to Terence Malick's pacing and style. I'm sure the final movie will be competently staged and acted, but it just looks like an awfully by-the-numbers, and consequently boring,…

Given that most promising network shows end up being intensely boring and/or formulaic despite interesting premises, I've reserved expectations for Almost Human.

Is this Roose Bolton's side project?

In my college intro level art history class, we had one assignment in which we were tasked with choosing and analyzing one work of art and its context within said artist's development and career.

Sean O'Neal was unfairly targeting 401c tax-exempt Snark organizations for auditing. Get Ron Paul on the phone! I'm gonna blow this thing wide open!

The Message is certainly an interesting experiment in
film-making given that its creators were operating around the limitation that its central character could neither be depicted nor heard.

It's the Don Draper school.

I enjoyed the flawed but still ultimately worthwhile theatrical version as well, but it's absolutely worth seeking out the director's cut which is definitely the definitive version of the work. There's a number of scenes in the director's cut that I'd count among the best in the film.

The new Star Trek game reminds me of the similarly abysmal tie-in to the Battleship movie, which Activision decided to make into a Call of Duty style first-person-shooter. It's downright comical that a game with the title of Battleship mainly involves running around on foot shooting aliens with assault rifles.

Vin Diesel is in almost exclusively terrible movies, but he just seems like such an affable dude I can't bring myself to not like him.

I'm filled with apathy!

Living with profound idiocy is much like being in a coma.

You'll have to ask Brett Ratner for those.

Our ancestors fought long and hard to free us from the Empire back in space 1776, hell if I'm naming my kid after a Grand Moff.

Maron, Maron, Maron galore!
I don't know if I can take this much Maron no more.

Comedy Central
Trying so hard to be edgy that it forgot to be funny

This season has had a real problem with lines like this ('I remember when
this show was about a community college') and it sounds like this line in particular was the sad culmination of that trend. Granted, I've yet to watch the episode as my Community viewing this season has been rather plodding and sporadic.