Please note: Rorschach wasn't the one who set the whole Armageddon ball running. That was Veidt & Co. At the end, R's trying to expose a megalomaniac who brought the entire world to the brink of nuclear destruction to make himself feel more important. Messiah complex, anyone?

Sorry, Oh bastard son of Dean F., but the sheer extent of the terribleness of LXG makes it so far beyond "the normal Hollywood bullshit" that it beggars belief. I'd rather spend seven centuries watching Dolph Lundgren in "Masters of the Universe" that watch that film again. (Dorian Gray, action hero? I don't think…

Best line? "American filmgoers were more comfortable with vampirism expressed in the form of hot girls making out with each other than in the form of black people with superpowers". Made me laugh out loud for real.

There was a cool trailer for one of those Black Dracula movies on the Jackie Brown DVD, I believe. I'd watch that movie. Twice. Before watching this stupid tween mess.

I think it's crossover time. So how about some zombie pira… hang on. WEREWOLF pirates, anyone? Or did Van Helsing kill the werewolf thing for like, ever?

Diatribe - or can I call you Karl? So Karl, what you're saying is that someone can be funny, or they can make a serious point, but they can't do both? You're criticizing Jon Stewart because he makes fun of the medium *and* the people he interviews?

For a Republican, GhaleonQ makes a lot of sense. Are we sure he belongs on this comment board?

Well put, DexXter. Satirists get more slack because it's their medium. Ain't nothing wrong with being an opinionated satirist. In fact, the only bad satirist is a *balanced* satirist.

But wait… if he's beating the machine because it's the deus ex machina, doesn't mean he's beating up Jesus?

Well spotted. I was wondering what happened to those… Although I believe the critics thought the bird was less than sweet.

Road to Perdition:
The positive energy of Paul Newman is negated by the equal and opposite energy of Tom Hanks. Seriously. Most overrated actor in history. (Hanks, not Newman.)

Where's the real ZMF when you need him?

They should hire Bruce Campbell to go over there and kick the living $#!!* out of all the studio execs who made this happen.

ALL HAIL MONGO.