Dram Shop
Guinness. Jameson/Johnnie.

Oh yeah, Happy Holidays & Merry X-mas.

I want you to know I knew that was going to happen and consciously read as few words of your diatribe as humanly possible.

That's funny, when I see it, I see a diorama of the first scene of a fairy tale.

If you're not FIRST, you're last!

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley.
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy.

Oates, I think you probably mean pendejo.

Oh no, the word "to" was too small! Such a puny thing.

NAAAAAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY!<3!
No, no, no the list is to small! How are we supposed to rebuild the cosmos with such a puny thing?

"This is Top Chef: Just Desserts, not Top Chef: Banana Scallops."