i only have 1, but she's hoping!

:(

that's a lot of words i'm not reading, i'm sorry

this show had like four good episodes, and norm macdonald was on all of them. fuck the rest.

once i was at a college event sponsored by the korean student union. they tried to teach us a few korean phrases, which is great, in theory. but the first one they taught us was annyong. and i didn't stop laughing the entire fucking time.

my number one goal in life is to use "you're gonna get some hop ons" as a sexual innuendo. its gonna happen, damn it!

"lots of people think this is good, including the people who made it. i don't, though."

what the hell was that drug and where can i get it

or cocaïne!

i think john and i did too.

that's what she said.

off-ice re-view *clap clap clap clap clap*

keep adding reviews that aren't the office finale, avclub. see if we care.

i never wanted to beat a child so badly.

do you guys like not remember being 16 and just hoping

probably not. i showed it to him on dvd. it was about a girl in high school becoming an adult. so, sure, why not.

about five years ago, a friend of mine asked me if there were
any scenes of linda cardellini masturbating in freaks and geeks. well, now there's one in mad men.

its been said a bunch already, but it bares repetition that the orange eating jokes are almost definitely my favorite jokes in the history of the show.

nah y'all are right lets go with cliche sci fi nerd shit and pretend prince isn't god (oops)

purple rain; day i was born