Per NFL bylaws, each team is only allowed 1 white slot receiver at a time, and I'm pretty happy with Decker thus far (as long as he stays healthy) so I'd watch what I way about Edelman

Or that fucking turd Joe "Fucking Turd" Buck? He's such a fucking turd.

"Independent Woman" has a nice message as does "Flawless," but, yeah, she's more of a champion for self-pride and positive body image rather than being an outright feminist

*breaks into uncontrollable coughing fit, as death slowly and assuredly approaches*

I thought the Low Cal Calzone Zone was pretty dire. I mean, who the fuck likes calzones anyway

That moment even stung harder than the suicide. He couldn't even muster the energy to call for help. A very turthful and heartbreaking depiction of a depressed and suicidal individual

I'm reporting this to the CAEEPFIM (Coalition Against Exploiting Elderly People For Internet Memes), an organization I just made up

Also: would love to see Gameological staff post the most horrifying "[NAME] the Hedgehog" avatars for themselves

I guess Dr. Mario did it first then?

Seriously. My girlfriend has been living in LA for work for about a month now, and she's supposed to visit this weekend for a wedding. If this hurricane fucks with her travel I will not be happy

And - what the fuck - Grape Nuts contain neither grapes nor nuts

A court? At night?! I'm laughing already!!

He even got his own weird Tetris-style puzzle game spinoff from the show! I remember renting it from Blockbuster and being severely disappointed that it wasn't an action platformer. It was something about a Mean Bean Machine I think?

If you're looking to be horrified, do a google image search for "[your name] the Hedgehog." Terrible results guaranteed.

This Man is on WIIREEEEEEE

Nothing on Jynx? Too easy?

Something about the turn-of-phrase "bone monster" is just delightful

How does it stack up to Arrow? I watched a couple of episodes of it - thought it was cool but ultimately wan't invested enough to continue watching

As someone with limited time and a daunting backlog: is The Flash worth it?

Not that I'm going to bat for Gravity and Birdman (both I thought were fine and entertaining with some genuinely exhilarating moments), but I'm wondering what you consider to be boring (showy - i get) about the cinematography of those films?