A part of me would love to see Hardy play Bond as an unhinged, murderous weirdo. More or less Bonson 2, except with more male nudity and body-paint tuxedos

Their progressive anti-homophobic statement, "I write freaky fan-fiction where cartoons fuck; I got CGI Garfield licking Marmaduke's nuts" is truly a beautiful call to action for our generation

"Don't act like you're not impressed" shouts Bill at his very sad and very pink Irish dick, weeping

I don't like stubble. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like beards. In beards, everything is soft and smooth.

Calling it right now - in the next 2 years, there will be a live competition show about celebrities playing video games in front of an audience

This is by far the greatest, most perfect take-down of the #alllivesmatter bullshit that I've seen: http://chainsawsuit.com/wp-…

And the aviation skills of Cory Lidle

We Peacock Women! (You pronounce the peacock!)

It's really really great to finally see a Jets team that forces more turnovers than it commits. Plus we're suddenly so deep at cornerback!

What an endearing little weirdo. Stings a bit to see him die, as he has been such a fixture with the Yankees throughout their recent success (and a mentor to Derek Jeter). Just saw on Twitter that Johnny Bench posted a photo of telegram Yogi sent him when Bench broke Yogi's home run record. It read, "I always…

The city is going to be a shitshow on Friday, and, of course, I have to be at work bright and early. My job even sent out a friendly reminder to leave extra time for travel - how nice of them.

Oh wow, I had no idea he did Rocky's album. Some really killer beats on it, but, now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense

It's literally a rat eating garbage. I'm not above much, but I think I'm above that

Pizza rat - it's not your grandaddy's memes!

Like- remember that wacky dress? And left shark? Oh boy. What a time to be alive.

Hahahahaha aren't memes cool, you guys? Look at as all, sharing an experience on the internet

I don't know- I'm pretty sure I could take down a Fiat if I needed to

Check out their Clickventures. They're typically pretty amazing/absurd/hilarious

It's been a really difficult thing to wrap my head around - my job was being changed in a very fundamental way that's very much not in line with where I want to be professionally, so I didn't have much of a choice. It's hard knowing that I don't have anything to fall back on, but, at the same time, I'm so relieved…

It's a fun movie. The character work is pretty poor and the acting is not fantastic. If you go in there expecting a tense, fun spectacle, you won't be disappointed.