I don't like the KGB. It's rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I edited "rape" to "fuck," because idk if a corpse can technically consent

Low Winter Sun killed the "dark drama," and I think this show is attempting to fuck its corpse in a gritty flashback probably at night and in the rain or something

Me too! I just picked up a used copy to play on my WiiU out of curiosity to see how they implemented the gamepad… turns out it's disappointing and very under-utilized, but I still love the shit out of the game/world

Yes it was hottible. Anyway, the GOAT response song will always be the response to "Beamer, Benz, or Bently," titled "Nissan, Honda, Chevy"

Just wait for the 20 year time-jump in Transporter: Plugged in, Because It's an Electric Vehicle now

NINE MILLIMETER MY BROTHER MY KEEPER *unintelligible babbling*

Probably Titus Andronicus' "Dimed Out." It's fun, fast, and sounds great in a car (JUST LIKE YO MOMMA)

Banner?!? I hardly know her!!

This isn't Two Things enough for me, Internet. Can't you put the theme song from one over the title sequence from the other?

To: Barryobama@yahoo.com
From: Hillary@clinton.net
Subj: Benghazi

Basically it's the "Which one of my garbage sons are you" clickhole quiz

Maybe "fart around" would have been more appropriate

He/she is if you hang out in a very specific and dumb corner of twitter

His "skeleton war" tweet is a serious contender for GOAT, with the Betsy Ross tweet a very close runner-up

Can't we just cut to the chase and have Lorne's people get in touch with @Dril's people?

Moral Orel's final season was really fantastic and devastating. It also featured some really superb voice acting from Scott Adsit - his speech in one of the final episodes made me feel more uncomfortable and sad than just about anything I've seen on television

Bros can be two things!

The fact that he's a lesser version of James Marsden, I think

Cool story, bro: my girlfriend is involved with the production, and I was able to get my hands on a copy of the script. It's odd and problematic in a few ways, but the cast is beyond solid and it should make for an interesting film.