The obvious answer here is John McClane. Scrappy, resourceful, flawed, and tenacious. Wears the fuck out of a white tank-top.

If you strategically time your naps, this could be doable. You could sleep all the way through Iron Man 2, Thor 2, and maybe the back-half of Cap 1. That's like a solid 6 hours of rest and 20 hours of movies

SEAT FILLERS: IF YOU ARE SEATED IN THE SPACE OF RECENTLY-DECEASED ACTOR - YOU ARE NOW THAT ACTOR.

I think the logo that they made is my favorite part: http://theinfosphere.org/im…

Another of my very favorite throw-away Futurama jokes:

"BEAT HIS TESTICLES"

OK, fine.

Second example: "Kanye is bad"

Throw in a bad case of ADHD, and I think Snidely hit the nail on the head

See, AV Club commenters? It's not that difficult of a concept to swallow

Welcome to the internet, friend

Until his album releases and gets an A-

I'd love to respond to each individually, but a wise man once said time the only luxury we have in this world

Just came here to say that there are lots of very wrong opinions about Kanye West on these here comments

This interview is worth reading if you're interested in some light on him/the fashion industry: http://www.style.com/trends…

There's a CDQ version of All Day floating around the internet today, and - christ - the song bangs

But if you color his aversion to awards with what happened to him in the fashion industry, I think things start to make a bit more sense. To him, there are shadowy panels of classist, racist white people who have been holding him down throughout much of his career. And, as a result, he takes power back where and…

I don't think it's just the awards he cares about; he is very passionate and hyper-aware about the power that art has in people's lives (and I think that's a very respectable thing to be passionate about). He recognizes the awards cycle as being necessary to the success of art, and you can tell how frustrated he gets…

He's doing something completely harmless/benign (attempting to subtly market an album in advance of its release), and you're calling him obnoxious for it. Seems like more of a swift reaction than a well thought out judgement to me

You're really reaching here to justify what seems like a knee-jerk dislike of someone