**FARTS**

I'm sorry, but I need a place to discuss Clickhole's "Which One of My Garbage Sons Are You?" quiz. It's so hilarious that it's messing with my perception of reality - I can barely handle it: http://www.clickhole.com/qu…

Let's see some fundamentals out there - NOT CLOWN FUNDAMENTALS!!

After seeing ME3 release on WiiU, I really thought that I'd be seeing all future BioWare realeases on the console as well. The dual-screen interface can be SO perfect for RPGs, I just wish a developer would go all-in with Nintendo and build a great one from the ground-up

*TWO Kill a Mockingbird

NICE CHIN, BRO

I found that blonde's frantic dribbling to be very erotic and wonderful

Has the new American Dad! season been okay so far? I haven't seen an episode of it (though I love the show). I tend to use AVC reviews in my RSS feed as a reminder for what I need to watch/catch up on, but that hasn't worked for AD! for obvious reasons.

And every time I see people vaping indoors, I either want to hug them or scold them for being so hopelessly desperate and awful

First name, Hugh

Conversation that the Nolan brothers probably had:

Being born and raised in NYC, there's something so authentic about the sentiment of the episode's idea of "Cleveland." I can't say how many times I've felt a very real desire (that I'll never actually act on) to say "fuck it" and pick up and move out of the City. This episode always resonated with me in that I'd…

oh no

Supercollider??!!?! I JUST MET HER!!

I'm really hoping that Netflix chooses to act responsibly here and makes the decision to not air his comedy special

DANZA KUDURO plays ad infinitum and Brazilian women with huge butts shake it to the point of severe exhaustion

Kind of like Shoot Me in the Face guy in Borderlands 2

It was even kind of refreshing to hear the score down out the dialogue in the very few moments that it actually happened. I loved the takeoff count-down scene when the score kept building and the sound effects of the engines became thunderous, and it completely dampened whatever the actors were saying. It really…

That was such a fun series, though. That Kobe VS Melo matchup was incredible and came at a really interesting time at both of their careers

The Nuggets are severely bad, which is sad because they're a team that I've always enjoyed rooting for