As a Knicks fan, I really cannot wait for the Greek Freak JR to make his way to the States

I often wonder how stupid my dumb body would look if I had given into all of my tattoo impulses from my teenage years

First tape I ever bought was the Ren & Stimpy tie-in album "You Eediot." It was the greatest thing I owned for at least two years

IT'S THE BLOCK&REBOUND WEEKLY NBA THREAD

Note: this joke was stolen from the hilarious Fantasy Fiction podcast

Thanks, ORCbama

Rectum? Damn near killed'em!!!

Yeah, this is all pretty dumb, but Diplo gets a lifetime pass for his production on "Climax," which is probably the best R&B track of the last 5 years

An all-time great Futurama word-play joke. Right up there with "Gumbercules"

The character kind of stopped working so well once the writers paired him up with Amy - though he was great in the ambergris episode

Kiff is really an unsung hero, and he's a lot of the reason why Zapp works so well. Having his deadpan and exasperated personality to bounce off of Zapp's ridiculous bombast and ineptitude just makes Zapp that much funnier. It was a real stroke of brilliance from the writers to give the two characters such a strong…

And I'm pretty fine with that. There's no problem with being a tough grader, given the fact that the actual content of his reviews are generally well thought out and well written

I'm putting in an early nomination for Kelvin Benjamin as fantasy football garbage time MVP. I'm hoping that his meaningless touchdowns continue to pad my points

Insolent Clown Baby: The Jay Cutler Story

in rhythm: *Not the insect, but the relative*

The dead, cold stare in Bennett's eyes when gyrating his gross "sac" dance - practiced or unintentional?

Time is a flat plot hole

It's a guilty pleasure of mine that I'm very entertained by watching people play video games on the interest - it's weirdly satisfying. But, even so, I still cant wrap my head around the fact that pewdiepie has such an absurd amount of subscribers

Oh you'll never make an Illuminati out of me!

Who's Spankin' Aiken'