First the CEO of Tits, now an Anti-Assholes Legal Counsel…if they keep this up, perhaps I'll actually subscribe one day.

I just can't seem to fake it well enough to convince. I guess I'm too "authentic."

Uh, yeah, I thought I was being "ironic." I guess I don't get it.

Why would HBO single out the hipster bar? Is there justice in the world?

"I am not racist. Back in the sixties, some of my best friends were negroes."

I vaguely recall it from the mid/late 70s as a Kit Kat knockoff. As it turns out, it was slightly anachronistic for 1970.

This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
This is for fighting.
This is for fun.

C'mon, he obviously meant Andrew Jackson.

Ted was a key part of the McCann deal, Cutler was baggage. I'm sure there were happy toasts all around as Cutler took the money and ran.

If his dad gets him the right agent, I suspect that the kid will always be able to count on a steady paycheck as the stock "creepy friend," especially if he adopts the Anthony Weiner pronunciation of the surname.

When Don explained to his daughter that he was just being polite and didn't want to embarrass her friend, I believe he was being 100% honest.

Once Scout's Honor makes it big, everyone in L.A. will certainly be wanting to fuck Lou. No?

Surely, you can't be serious.

Or a space station? Or at least a gas station?

No, she's just a "fast girl."

Meredith does carry herself much in the style of peak Elizabeth Taylor.

The future? "Did you go to the World's Fair? That's what I think it's going to look like!" Poor Meredith in 2015 is only in her late 60s or early 70s, but I suspect that she zoned out in a home some time ago, and is now living happily in a fantasyland of flying cars, vacations on the moon, and robot servants and pets.…

What a beautiful scene they provided right before the halfway point. A Mad Men classic. It opened with a shot of the selections of a shiny new candy vending machine. Butterfinger and M&Ms on either end. Mike & Ike and Baby Ruth flanking the inevitable Hershey's bar right in the middle. Who could it be, shopping for a…

It is scary how unsettlingly familiar Sally's young man seemed from the moment he stepped into the foyer. I did not recognize him, but was instinctively uncomfortable with his existence. When he identified himself as Glen, it all made sense. This was by far the best performance from January Jones in several seasons.…

There's David Morse the crappy young doctor from St. Elsewhere, David Morse the sleazy cop from House, and David Morse the mediocre heavy from countless mediocre B-movies. But he redeemed himself as the BEST GEORGE WASHINGTON EVER opposite Paul Giamatti in John Adams. He needs to dedicate the remainder of his career…