Wodehouse cranked out so many stories over so many decades that you can read a story a week and not run out for years. And when you reread a story, it always feels like the first time.

It doesn't seem to be a sequence of events that would happen in the real world. And that arrangement wasn't critical to the plot; they could have easily presented him as an ex-con working at the prison, without the implausible complication of having him maintaining the same job at the same prison before and after…

Lucy Liu's comfortable brilliance in this role increasingly astounds me. I can't imagine any other actress matching her consistent, calm moderation in asking such questions as "is that a giant prom dress" and "why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?"

We'll have to find a way to teach Clyde Danish Dutch.

So long as they didn't fall victim to a prank to appease the "anonymous collective of immature hackers." Though I very much enjoyed the "help me catch a murderer by punching me in the arm" thing.

I would pay real money to see the video of Holmes performing the music of Frozen in the giant prom dress.

I think I remember Robin Williams hula hooping on Mork and Mindy. Did Mila Kunis ever try it on That 70s Show? If so, the two of them could join Dinklage on a pretty awesome tour de force.

Stephen Colbert could have completely nailed this role.

Ten flips, now! You'll thank me later.

Other than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen, few actors from the United Kingdom speak or understand a word of English.

He was Luigi in the Cars movies.

So, in this version, I foresee Maggie Gyllenhaal as Billie Jean, with a nice romantic ending as she and Bobby call it a draw.

I would eat that up!

I'm not this VanDerWerff kid's biggest fan, but his logic here is impeccable. I am really impressed that the competition came down to these two brilliant choices, and I would love to see Hannibal get the boost.

I'm holding out for Telefon. It's a stretch, but it was quintessentially 70s and bizarrely political. The hero was targeted by the KGB and the Americans! Charles Bronson as a Russian agent! Lee Remick at her gorgeous peak! The first and last of its kind.

Wow. When I saw lonelyhipster's comment, I assumed it was a weird joke or misunderstanding. But Senator Mendoza's link is legit. Digging further, there is ominously little more to be found about this anywhere. How does something this seemingly surreal get but a passing mention buried in an old USA Today article?

From Stan's point of view, she is going to go to Siberia (or worse), He will see it as his own doing, and he will never forgive himself.

Other than Jim Cooper (representing urban Nashville), I am pretty sure that none of Tennessee's current congressmen display a picture of the current President.

"In Soviet Russia, massive scale commit fraud on everyone."

Man, I really miss that wonderful scent.