This thing is co-signed by "Chris." Why is it that she gets the venom, and he is given the benefit of the doubt for being a non-moron?

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C'mon, I had the decency to leave Guinan and River Song out of it.

So if Doc Brown is in his DeLorean when it intersects with the TARDIS, which is transporting Data and Mark Twain from San Francisco to New New York, which one ages the most?

Huzzah! I was afraid that Oswalt was dropping the ball and wouldn't get a headline today! The writer of the Ebert article only mentioned Oswalt in passing, and didn't honor him with the headline he so richly deserves here every day.

Thanks, "Daryl Conley," for posting this Ebert review of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I suspect that all of these "Daryl Conley" posts will be wiped away shortly, but this one was an excellent reminder of how much work and thoughtfulness Ebert put into reviewing even films that got the "thumb down."

The Artist formerly known as Diddy is not merely displaying puffery. I suspect that this is but a step toward deep reflections on identity and personhood, and I look forward to seeing it unfold.

Why wasn't the headline "Patton Oswalt to introduce and talk about Ebert favorite Young Adult?" AV Club actually buried a Patton Oswalt lede! I am honestly impressed that well-deserved Ebert love trumps the now-tedious Oswalt love.

A dullard, and a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

So long as Leigh doesn't sign on to remake Fast Times at Ridgemont High. That would just be wrong.

Does everybody still die?

I only watched the first installment of this series, many years ago, and only vaguely remember Mr. Walker's character. But that character was the creation of a huge team of writers, producers, wardrobers, makeup artists, stunt men, stunt coordinators, etc. These people have surely come and gone throughout the many…

Cosmos actually did address the "Intelligent Design" argument early on. Tyson went through the whole "irreducible complexity" thing, using the creationists' own example of the eye, and demolished the argument clearly and elegantly.

There is no "firstie" in a flat circle.

If you don't stop this fast, I'm going to get furious.

Moral quandaries? Really? The "character" isn't "real," and the only legitimate objection to this would be that it would probably suck. But if the producers believe that their technology meets the really high standard of matching Walker's virtuoso acting, what's the problem?

Wow, a full "A." I know that this is a tough reviewer, so this episode must have been even more exceptional than I realized.

I suspect that he has a 30 million dollar stockpile of them.

Well, she did carry Pet Sematary back in the day.

Yes, a simple joyous moment of complete relief. I didn't make that connection, but there is a definite resemblance (beyond the racial thing).