OK, here are the NYT Best Sellers from 50 years ago this week:

"What the hell good is cake if you can't hodor it? "

It's the only thing that there's just too little of.

On one of the True Detective threads, I believe that we established that whores go to T-Mobile.

The Six-Million Gold Dragon Hodor

That would mean that his paternal hodor was also his hodor's hodor, which be impossible unless his hodor's hodor was also his maternal hodor. Which would just be ridiculous, considering today's announcement.

I have read the books, enjoyed the books, and may even someday (though not likely) re-read the books.

C'mon, NO SPOILERS.








Don't even think of mentioning the time Hodor hodors the hodors while hodoring in the hodor.

Exposure is OK in front of children so long as a giant prosthetic is used?

Keep calm and Hodor on.

No, he's a Hodor of Hodor the Hodor.

Just pray to the gods, old and new, that we are able to keep Hodor's skirt down should he cross paths with Sir Loras, or the entire Kingdom may implode.

Golly, Mr. Literal, you really are!

You'll make a great father, like me. When my kids were three or four, I made them watch a tedious show called Thomas the Tank Engine, which they were already sophisticated enough to hate. But it prepped them to appreciate classic George Carlin when I introduced his albums at age five or six. But I didn't let them…

Samuel L. Jackson? I thought he was the guy who played Morpheus in The Matrix.

The ship of the books being "canon" has long since sailed. Benioff and Weiss have carte blanche to use what they want from Martin and take it where they need to produce classic television for the ages. The general direction was long ago settled; this "Newsire" is very old news.

"I’m hopeful that I can not let them catch up with me.”

For them, the beauty of it is that they don't really need to explain. They just refer to it as a "silly thing on the Internet that mocks celebrities," then hammer away at the out-of-context clips.

By Zach G's standards, this was pretty light-weight. To Ben Stiller, he was harsh. Jennifer Lawrence, not so much. As I see it, Zach G. maintained the integrity of his schtick as well as he possibly could under the extreme circumstances, and both he and Obama shined.

Yeah, in that Last King of Scotland movie, wasn't he played by Lawrence Fishburne? The guy who played Mace Windu would never play a woman.