"The film did not chronicle the adventures of any heroic or legendary figures, and was devoid of poetry. Though it did fail in every sense, the nature of the title is sadly elusive."

If he ends up stranded on a distant planet with Louis Gossett Jr., will we get an Epic Fail 2: Frenemy Mine?

Or chasing a green-eared spaghetti monster through a secluded 18th Century French military fort.

He even wrote those brilliant lyrics to the theme song, and choreographed a stunning number with cute dancers of all genders, races and persuasions. Though I don't think he does that for all of the philosophers.

Wow, I never would have thought of Bubbles, but see your thinking. In the end, Bubbles was able to eat a meal in polite company. Hopefully Rust will be able to do the same.

Is the "F___ing" meant to be a verb or an adjective?

*inhales Camel deeply* Perhaps…

Leave him alone, he's just 'avin' a laugh.

I agree that the show's brilliance was in transcending its rare balance of self-seriousness and ridiculousness through near-perfect execution. It was "about" finding purpose as sentient meat. Marty had it figured out in 1995, but that didn't work out so well. Rust had given up by 1995, but learned that he would never…

What was your take on the atheist "artist" being evangelized in this week's Hannibal? As he bemoaned his inability to see god, he was excoriated by Lecter: "Certainly not with that attitude."

If you suggested to his face that he reminded you of the likes of Travis Bickle, I'm not sure whether Rustin Cohle would pound you into the ground, or simply freeze you with that cold, bemused stare until you doubted everything you ever thought you believed.

Yes; he resolved what he had to resolve, and dealt with the two significant issues of his life.

Correct. There was nothing in his closing words that contradicted any of his previous thoughts or feelings. Rather, it was a "completion" of sorts. He tied off the circle of violence and degradation.

So long as they don't take up lumberjacking.

Lee Pace was quirkily brilliant as Dhavernas' older brother Aaron in Wonderfalls, playing a PhD candidate in comparative religions, going through an existential crisis.

McPickleshitter would have expected Holmes to say, "The wife has both her ears, and yet the severed ears have the wife's DNA. How is that possible?"

I am impressed at Fuller's brazenness in "borrowing," and then openly discussing his influences. In this interview, both the Berkleyism and Damaged.

Obama orders CDC Death Panels to euthanize all kitties not inoculated for HPV.

Welcome back Carlos Danger.

After the wife and husband both agreed that the hair was another woman's, the mystery seemed resolved. It was only after they learned that "Kendra" was dead that Holmes returned to the investigation, and made the breakthrough.