I had to look this guy up and listen to a song to figure out the joke, since I'd never heard of him before.

I think what makes her (and what made Britney Spears) interesting was that the media had been watching her with hawk eyes from the time she was that sane, normal human being through all the breakdowns and insanity and drugs. Everyone was witness to every stage in the slow and inexorable decline of a human being.

Phew
For a second there, I was worried that people who actually mattered had somehow decided to do this.

Park: Ellen Page is the Audience Surrogate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

When they made the movie about the man with CancerAIDs. Jumped the Shark or something like that.

Czernobog was definitely my favorite, although I remember having a fondness for the scenes in Nile and the Egyptian Gods. Very few books have made me give half a shit about Egyptian mythology like American Gods did for whatever reason.

Planetary was awesome. It's fallacious, however, to assume that this has any impact on the quality of Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader outside of giving it something to compare to. Which, yeah, I think Planetary is better, but WHttCC is still pretty good storytelling.

Seconded. As far as I'm concerned, this is essentially even worse than the "You are !" quizzes that plagued social media in the mid-2000s. At least with those you know the methodology behind them. This is a black box that might as well be drawing names out of a hat.

failed eightsies, one-hundred-and-twosies, and one-hundred-and-tensies.

Ha haaaaa
I can't wait to hear my brother's Saw Superfan girlfriend attempt to make this sound less retarded (hint: it cannot be done, and her failure will be delicious).

Missy Peregrym
was, eye candy aside, one of the worst parts of Reaper. I mean, it was really good eye candy — she's a fetching lady — but man, Andi just sucked the fun out of nearly every scene she was in, which was hard to do with Sam around trying to do the same damn thing.

As long as someone posts MGK's link somewhere in every Dr. Strange, I feel that there is some justice in the world.

HEY, DISNEY/MARVEL EXECUTIVES TROLLING THE INTERNET
This man has an incredibly good grasp on Dr. Strange, and his ideas are worth paying attention to: http://mightygodking.com/in…

Not sure either, but it sort of sounded plausible just because his name was "Hex". Honestly, I knew nothing when this was announced other than his name and that it was related to a comic, and when I heard those I just shrugged and went "ah, he must have some sort of curse or weird mystical voodoo shit about him" and…

Really? I remember it as pretty middling; not as good as The Office or The Tick, but way better than Baby Blues.

well, we can't let Sean down now, can we?
Honest to blog? Honest to blog? Are you honest to blog?

First Morrison I read was Invisibles, and I loved the everliving hell out of it. I would recommend it, but it really does require a certain amount of mind-altering substances to "get". Or, at the very least, a deep and abiding love of Carlos Castaneda.

The angst and frustration when he's yelling at Bell about taking out his brain was just heartbreaking. John Noble needs to be given every Emmy ever.

60%? What part of the internet are YOU looking at?

I was thinking this was going to be about Horns, too. Then I decided that I want to see a Locke & Key miniseries, like, yesterday.