Why
That's just pantaloony.

Did Kirkman seriously say something positive about Liefeld? Wow. That's… that's kind of disturbing.

What's baffling you, exactly? Sounds like you've got it. The government's rudimentary tests failed and triggered a genetic mutation; the guy responsible for the tests felt bad and perfected the science. You're reading too much into it, I think — a person with mad scientist level knowledge in one field (electromagnetic…

watch what you say, JCrowemancer. Batman already had a crossover fight with another of Cameron's intellectual properties (Batman Vs. Aliens, natch); someone may read that and decide it's time to do Batman Vs. Na'vi.

What would really sell it is if they freeze-framed like right at the height of the action — could have shown Luke slipping on the beads, arms in the air, everyone staring with a look of shock on their surprise — and add in a funky, upbeat bass-line as the end cast credits superimpose on the still.

Nick Cave collaborated with Warren Ellis?
This is a bad thing somehow?

I mean that seriously. Just imagining her getting hit with that big hunk of meat… oh! Gives me shivers.

Oh
fantastic.

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's ZMF.

I was totally digging this until…
"I think kids are much more strongly inclined to see what's wrong with meat than what's right with it. It has to be explained to them what is okay about it, because what's wrong with it is so obvious on a level of instinct."

On a regular computer? Buy a monitor that supports a resolution greater than 1024x768, and rejoin the '00s.

A common theme of the religious people I know is that a.) it's vitally important that everyone's soul be saved, b.) the only way for everyone's soul to be saved is to accept Jesus Christ as the savior, and c.) anyone that says, thinks, feels, acts, or does anything that even remotely implies that the whole or part of…

Have you ever seen the Pet Superbowl?

How the hell can you be surrounded by a single enemy?

the part that most made this feel like an X-Files episode was how damn dark the hospital was.

The fucking trolls from Ernest Scared Stupid.

first off: when I saw this article I immediately hit "ctrl+f" and punched in fatal frame, because I knew that someone else would feel the same way about me, and I knew I wanted to comment on it.

I would like to see
a movie with both Lance Henriksen and Willem Dafoe. I don't care what the story is, who directs it, any of that. It's not important.

THAC0 is wacko.

as a Zach-with-an-H
I completely concur with your assessment at the end.