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Also the shapeshifting soldiers. My dad jokingly said "I hope they've got icepicks!" as we were watching. So yeah that too.

Castiel
The dude who plays Cass needs to make eight billion noir films. Like, right now. He is, to paraphrase ZMF, "FUCKING OWNAGE".

The average age of the WoW player, according to survey data, is just over 28. Being in your early thirties easily puts you within one standard deviation, given that so many 14-year-old fucktards play the game.

First person declarative conjunctive pronoun negative particle second person possessive previously referenced adjective, adjective with similar connotation.

Remember, just because the book deal fell on him instead of him seeking it does not mean that he didn't actually attack the book with some serious gusto. Like you said, the dude's got some literary knowledge, and he does have plenty of writing credit (or "cred", as the kids call it) under his belt, so the book could

If you're not Christian, sometimes the little things that happen in this country with regards to Christianity are enough to piss you off irrationally. I totally understand it.

so, so very sad
When this movie first came out and the trailers were showing up, the idea of a man being unravelled by a mysterious book led me to believe that this was based on The King In Yellow by Robert Chambers. Then I found out it was not even close to remotely related, and I was disappointed.

Dammit, A Big Jerk said what i was going to say. Well, I'm going to say it again, just to reiterate it, as well as make specific what he was implying: Moon was great, and Kevin Spacey did a good job in it.

Having spent an inordinate amount of time on WoW at all levels of time spent (4-6 hours a night and thinking about it non-stop, a few serious days a week, and just casual weekend play), I can definitely say that the game is stupid addictive. It's not without its merits — I had a lot of fun playing it — but the fact

Magical Half Jew: I would be supremely delighted if Zack were to do another piece on Uwe Boll's commitment to suckitude.

correct! fermented, compressed soybeans are called natto.

Here's the problem: the pronouns we have are based on either sex or gender; the two values are conflated in the language and there's no discernable way to differentiate the two.

I enjoyed the sketches from both sides. I was totally going to start arguing but then C'MON DUDES said that they weren't allowed, so I guess I'll refrain. I honestly felt that some movies could've used more sketches to break up the inanity, and some could've used less, but I never would skip over them — you need 'em

And we know he plays a barbarian, too! *snare-hit*

Oh thank God. I thought I'd found myself detached from the space-time continuum. dodged a bullet there!

I saw this maybe a month ago
and recalled, while watching, this very article right here.

Crude Thoughts, Inappropriate Assumptions.

I'd like to join you for a nice roll in ze hay, but I'm afraid I have to go with my shrew of a wife to a Couples Retreat, which is the proper name given to retreats for couples.

You know what they say
You can tuner piano, but you can't… tuner… fish?

I thought we were talking about some relative of John Madden that I wasn't aware of.