Cobie's…. Mulders?

That looks a little too MetArt for newswire.

http://www.earwolf.com/epis…
Right when they get to the plugs at the end, they all do impressions of Brad Garrett. It's delightful.

This is good news, considering that I stopped watching either show completely once they pulled it from Hulu, not out of allegiance, but because I simply forgot about them.

Smile on Mighty Jesus!

uh…. You dahn wanna go dahn that rahd?

Do you know what they use to do to entertainment writers when they got their King-fans overly excited? They didn't kill them, that would be like wrecking your Mercedes because it had a bad spring. They had to make sure that they could still work, but that they could never run away. They would make them review all of…

I think you mean reimaginationing.

Were they insurance salesmen, by chance? http://www.theonion.com/art…
I suspect that many people on this board are insurance salesmen, come to think of it.

It turns out that the guy everyone was blowing was dead the whole time.

Is there a Fletch quote that can double as an expression of my deep, lasting hatred for you, Frink? I've never seen the movie.

The only people that listen to dubstep are teenagers, british people, and bad-techno afficionados.

I am the Batman.

I couldn't hope to be the commenter that internet fatshit is. I only have one other alias…

I like zombie movies, but when it gets into THAT realm, it's fucking retarded. Speaking of which, a sibling that I don't have much contact with got me that shitty Max Brooks book about how to deal with a zombie apocalypse. Do you have any fucking idea how anti-funny/interesting that piece of shit is? DO YOU!?

I wonder what balls golf-clapping would sound like

I'm getting angry!

Oh you, I knew you'd come through.

The question they asked isn't without context, or at least the context is implied. They are clearly asking which he would bang. So fuck the network for not getting that in the first place, and placing all the blame on Tracy.

Internet Fatshit,
Your article is waiting.