Not quirky enough.

re: that nsfw pic: Is she having a mouthwash and coke? I gotta try that.

FUCKING WHOOPS.

Something about do I want to like that sentence

Is that like the Necronomicon in Evil Dead?

The fuck was that cute? Give me back my 2 minutes you sack of shit

The word 'pussytits' tastes like mango in my brainmouth!

Storage Wars? Fighting for storage of goods? Is this a documentary about those gangbang videos that I've never watched? If so, I'd like to learn more of this phenomena with which I am unacquainted.

I don't recall how harsh that scene is in the movie, I remember it being pretty tame compared to the book, where they stab her and knock her teeth out with a broomstick. So it doesn't put you in HipsterDBag territory, but still, damn.

Sorry, but I'm gonna be *that* guy and say that you really ought to read the book. The film is far less interesting or disturbing, and you really don't get the moralism that you find in the best of Selby Jr's books. There aren't many that fit into that best category, however.

I cannot answer you because it is totally unknown to me, what you just asked me, and also very boring.

"Kelsey brings to the table an ironic band."
Brokencyde?

Take them to a palace and recreate Salo.

And yet you still clicked post.

She might be hot if she hadn't had a bunch of dogshit pumped into her chest.

I demand to be played by Jeffrey Combs.

CFA, my stepdad use to be in the card market, and from what he's told me, that bubble burst in the early 90s when the card makers started flooding the market due to increasing demand, making them worthless. They basically destroyed their own industry. Smart move, that.

[slowly backs away]

or this guy
http://25.media.tumblr.com/…

This dude pretty clearly deserves a biopic
http://sortingbyteams.files…