Dude, my penis was, like, RIGHT NEXT TO her vagina. Shit was so cash.

WHERE IN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FASHION ADVICE FROM NOW!?!?!

Uh…shitheel??

What in god's name was wrong with you, that you watched that? WHAT!?

They have an unaired ending to that video, where he gets stabbed to death in the box by his girlfriend's roommate.

I believe that Mr. T did the same thing to the Mr. T Experience.

Back when she was a hit and played on the radio nonstop, I usually conflated her with MIA. Turns out I was right.

"All of a sudden everyone in the mother"

You lose, not for the (intentional(?)) confusion of titles, but for your Demi-inspired boner.

at least you know the destination. that's half the battle.
NOW BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

This isn't the benevolent son of god I remember reading about on the back of discarded condoms…

Associated Pants-less Contribution

This dish is -about- done, but it tastes like it needs a -bit- more pepper and gay sea salt.

Wh'NEVER!!

Gentlemen, you're onto something big. Keep it under wraps until you have some solid evidence. You may be just what this division needs to keep it from dissolving!

Do pantsuits count as pants?

Uh, fuck YOU? We agreed on the safe word, didn't we? Our bond is stronger than that between you and your….. thing you do.

Now you know how the 9th ward felt. Except not really, because that was much much worse.
Sorry, I do land and survey research all day. It's about as fun as it sounds.

No, Skippy, I believe you are thinking of the professional wrestler that began writing fiction novels. Please check your annotations.

I love horror movies, but Jesus Camp nearly made me want to do away with all electronic media devices and just read Golden Books for the rest of my life. That shit is way, way too terrifying for mere mortals.