I was waiting in line at the bank the other day, and wound up getting escorted out after I launched a tirade at the teller when my turn came. Even got my account suspended pending investigation. I kept telling them that it was the naked dancers behind me that were pissing me off, but they don't give a shit about…

Whoa! What's that what which you're whearing?

"he incident occurred while Vazquez was at a party celebrating Casio's G-Shock watch"

Look at my HARD watch, isn't it desirable?!

Hey dude - have a good evening. I'm talking to you, pal. Live it up.

The title/subject-line of your comment will appear on the 2011 band name list, guaranteed. GUARANTEED.

Good one, Beth!

Is the east part the part that flooded? That seems sort of…. par for the course in internet joke-okery.

I, … I should just stop, yeah, i uh

wow, took me nearly half an hour to see what I did there, too.
feel free to insert 'what the what' whenever you please into future comments. I deserve it.

Have you not seen the ad campaign, Emperor?

"Meth. Try it at least once."

Oh-ho-ho, you cad, you.

@Riggs

I see what you what us to do here.

Why the shit are you interacting so regularly with the acts? Was this at a strip club?

@f&s

Merle Haggard Haggard

You question my math!?! Yeah, I haven't done any mathin' in about 5 years, none of it high level. Shit, I didn't even define c and k!

I'm with teadoust.