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Harpies are known to steal food and vomit everywhere!

Claudia, I.C.E. is on the way to your house as we speak.

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Is rape music about rape (a la 'gangsta rap'), or intended to be the soundtrack to rape (a la 'workout music')?

Yeah, what the fuck? You people don't look anything like Nathan Fillion/Mark Wahlberg/Leonardo DiCaprio or Christina Hendricks/Allison Brie/Scarlett Johannson!

It says here in my Encyclopedia Britannica that T&E are 30-40% funny. The rest is just shit references to older media. It's really no different than when you see an ad, or an article, that appeals to your childhood.

Harrison Fjord wins.
Parting gift for Shore Patrol.

It would be remiss not to include Claudia Kishi, Biastioc, FIRST BITCHFUCKERS, Tarkovskys Former AD, Georgie, ZFD, and Christina Hendricks' rack in this thread.

Has anyone registered teadouche yet?

I'd also like to point out here that John Wayne was a hypocritical chicken-hawk piece of shit.

OP, I'm going to need you to jack off almost to completion but stopping short twice a day until you see this film.

Faux-oblivious comment when you someone eat it. Snide remark. Shit-talk regarding band or artist with which I'm admittedly not familiar. sosme somethng tlells me you dindant' thingk this through.

Reaon Symone?

Maybe I just heard some of the shittier ones, then.

My point was more that all of the Rifftrax I've heard are terrible. It's like they got 3 hacky comics or comedy writers and they make shitty jokes over the movie. I haven't seen MST3K in a long time, but I remember some of those actually being really funny, so I figure it's probably just the assholes behind the…

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Hey, what if you hung yourself from a fucking door handle?

Are you fucking kidding me? A rifftrax of this movie would be more annoying than watching it at a midnight showing. If you need Rifftrax to watch an awful movie, then you don't like watching awful movies.

Don't fucking watch it live, just Netflix it. It's worth it. All the people that go to midnight viewings fucking suck.