I guess this really is all that he's got, which is a damn shame. Everybody who told him in person that his movie was hilarious and he should take advantage of that inadvertent fact should die in a fire. He might have gone on to make something equally hilarious.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*sobs loudly, while gasping for air*
SOMEONE CALL 911!

*crack*

MEANWHILE, in the replacement Spiderman's neck vertebrae!

No way, felt pelt, that slang phrase was invented by the 90s girl band. It had never been used before, ever, anywhere. Ever.

Consoles in general are for kids.

Vernon Chatman was one of the executive producers. It might have sucked balls, but still, we will never know now.

As someone who has no idea what they're talking about, or what you're talking about, and has no reason to post, might I say - what? Anime? Is that still a thing? Like the pokemons?

Have I met you somewhere before?

Hey, I remember that thing! Not sure how it's related, but I remember it. It was pretty good.

In a totally unrelated, over-a-year-old note, what the fuck happened to Totally For Teens? Seriously, that might have been good.

Wait, what? WHAT? W H A T ? She's married to that 'snozberries smell like snozberries' guy from that one movie? I mean, I don't care, and who gives a shit what he looks like or whether or not he is a dork, it's just surprising information.

I've heard about it for years, but have never bothered listening to it. Reminds me of the dreamachine, but I haven't bothered to try that, either.

I was just about to say the same thing. That upskirt shot has been on every other article I've looked at today. Does the AVClub have access to my browsing history?

well, apparently they weren't meant for kids, so you might have something there.

HEY Liz Lemon, my cadence never changes!

What the hell is with you and replicants, Anywhere?

ANOTHER link to your blog? You sir, are shameless.

I thought this was going to be about the candy company.

Olivia Munn looks really hot in that green dress she's wearing in that picture.