yes?

I don't think you get it, dude. He ACTUALLY paints with light. He has it harvested from the eyes of children.

i liked the first sentence.

^Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. Huge drunk. That's just one off the top of my head.

Had a friend who got a DUI once, and the punishment was worse than this. Then again, he drew out the sentencing and tried to fight rather than taking a plea early on, so that probably had something to do with it.

^Who?

Jesus, if he thinks it's bad in Iran, he should get a load of the censorship we have here in the states!

My parents were in no way religious/conservative, but I remember my dad wishing aloud that he hadn't bought me Astrocreep 2000 after he saw the liner notes.

You're forgetting my favorite, the dumb blonde computer 'expert.'

TEA FOR DONG!

When you were really bored, possibly stoned, in that period of time before you fall asleep where you are only kind of half paying attention? That's how I remember watching it, anyway.

Pretty sure you'd have to be wearing headphones to get any effect from binaural beats. Just sayin.

it's still funny as shit. better than when trolls convince foreign webcam girls to 'put shoe on head'.

what

Qwest is right, this line is fucking stupid because the 'g' isn't silent.

Fuck that, spaghetti cat is the way to go. Also, fuck Modern Family.

bien hecho, senor.

little known fact: the black guy from Weeds is his full name. So it was fortuitous for him to have landed a role in that show.

I am a huge asshole, although it's not terribly clear from my postings here.

How about the women don't wear any pants!