New Zealand- Ewe Should Come
I wouldn't have thought NZ had movie theaters. Weird.

"our favorite sitcom ever"
Seinfeld is the best sitcom ever.

The shot of Weathers screaming made me laugh heartily. HEARTILY!

I'd watch that TV show/ movie. It's Syriana meets Soul Plane.

"…Mel Gibson's eventual rise to the top of the fellatio-demanding food chain…"

*Scottish accent*
I love ya. Always have.

Yeah, 'It's Alright Ma' lured me into Dylan, Desolation Row made me realize I'd be a fan for life.

It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) smacked me in the face the first time I heard it when I was a teenager. There's so many awesome lines in that song that call out society and people's bullshit, that at the time it hit really hard for me. Also, it lured me into Dylan's music beyond the greatest hits type stuff.

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and the new Spiderman is…not something I want to see.

No Danny Glover?

I'm hoping his new shit sounds like the cover he did of "You Are the Blood" on the Dark Was the Night album. That shit was amazing. Probably my favorite cover of all time—well behind Hendrix's Watchtower.

When the music industry does collapse, Thom Yorke will yell, "Jenga!"

Yeah the NBA sucks hard. College ball on the other hand, kicks serious arse.

Yeah, there's no way this movie will be good. Unless he somehow incorporates our beloved Time Bandits in the time travelling plotline….

I really think Conan will fit well at TBS! Have you guys seen some of the shows they already have? Very Funny!

No shit, this is getting ridiculous. I love his newswires but he needs a specific outlet for all his wonderfully creative hate.

No cover version, it's still Bryan Adams - feat. T-Pain.

I think this light is something akin to the bardo from Buddhist mythology. "It's life, death, rebirth," the mother said, and I think the key clue there is rebirth. That fits in with what she said about it being a part of each person, and it also fits in with a lot of the ghost/ spirits on the Island (which after…

That scene is exactly what I thought of after reading the headline. I pictured MJ making some terrible Michael Scott-like attempt at a prank call and Russell Crowe giving Ryan Howard's exact reaction. Good postin'.

Death of the prank call?