I was JUST warming up my Angry Typin' Fingers, getting ready to tell you how wrong you were, when your joke hit me.
God, that's good. Tip o' the hat

Ok, how many AVC commenters ALSO spent a lot of time in Columbus when they were younger?

Getting strung out on lasagna is the sickest of burns. Unreal

I used to hate on this stuff, and then I made it. HOLY SHIT it's amazing. The vinegar REALLY cuts down on the overall richness of the sauce and keeps a creamy texture without feeling like . . . well, mayo. Definitely go heavy on the spice, but it's phenomenal stuff to keep around

Dammit, you're right. There's no good way to write that

I swear I'm not normally this pedantic, but shouldn't that first sentence be changed to "…allegations of abuse BY R Kelly"? It reads that someone is alleged to be abusing R Kelly, which is sadly untrue

Bill Simmons is a fucking hack, but he was dead right when he said that the Challenge was America's fifth major sport. Say what you will about the participants, they are legit athletes

Facts!

Waited on the guy once like ten years ago. Perfect gentleman, funny, and incredibly easy to talk to.

The first time I saw Ip Man, I was hungover as shit and had just smoked a bit to take the edge off (Total Hangover Cure, AMIRITE?!?!). That movie is SO GOOD that as soon as it ended, I fired it back up just to rewatch every fight scene. Donnie Yen is one of the true greats of action movies

That is very clearly Jake Johnson and you will not convince me otherwise

I realized the other day that the games I'm most excited about right now are remasters. I missed out on a LOT of the previous gen's games (Bioshock, Arkham, etc), but more than that I'm just not interested in a lot of the collecting that other games require.

We watched like every one of the Looney Tunes, but Coal Black is one long blackface cartoon. It was . . . uncomfortable in there afterwards

After discussing Song of the South, some friends and I once got a little stoned and tried to find the most racist cartoons on Youtube. We had to stop after "Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarfs," which is even worse than it sounds

The ending for Oz is one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever seen. Show was amazing, but CHRIST it was hard to binge more than two or three eps

It's one of my favorite Community bits ever

Does getting laid count?

Jesus, you were a Redliner who took Midway??? Bad decision making

[Anchorman "I don't believe you" gif]

HOW can you write an article about the Hoff's popularity in Germany and not discuss that he performed at the Berlin Wall the night it fell?