Ben Horne's descent into Civil War figurine-based madness is one of the few saving graces of the latter half of season two Peaks. A more deserving target of derision would surely be James Hurley's insufferable femme fatale plot, or Billy Zane in general.

The confirmation of the win was the ring on Vince's finger, surely?

An A, really? It wasn't very funny, like.

What, no Loaded? That's a one-two-three punch - Who Loves the Sun>Sweet Jane>Rock and Roll. Not my favourite LP of theirs, but still probably the best side one ever.

"Your father is DEAD!"

When did Jason Alexander get hair plugs?

When did Jason Alexander get hair plugs?

Best line? "I'm gonna fuck the redhead."

Best line? "I'm gonna fuck the redhead."

McNulty doesn't belong in this list. His absence in season four was due to Dominic West wanting some time off - although I seriously doubt he needed to be "dragged" back, or that it was "a satire of television expectations" (what?). The show was strong enough to accommodate his absence, certainly, but I'm sure I'm not…

McNulty doesn't belong in this list. His absence in season four was due to Dominic West wanting some time off - although I seriously doubt he needed to be "dragged" back, or that it was "a satire of television expectations" (what?). The show was strong enough to accommodate his absence, certainly, but I'm sure I'm not…

Um, you can't smoke indoors here in Wales, either.

Why do CBS keep messing with this show? Seems it's taking a two- or three-week break every other week this season. Not getting cancelled, is it?