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I wish my trivia team of Fister-Bumgarner did better last night.

I wish my trivia team of Fister-Bumgarner did better last night.

NO INCEST!

NO INCEST!

Romney will do everything the same as Obama, but with STRENGTH!

Romney will do everything the same as Obama, but with STRENGTH!

I get whiplash watching the awesomeness that is LSU's defense on Saturdays and the pure shittiness that is the Saints' defense on Sundays.

I get whiplash watching the awesomeness that is LSU's defense on Saturdays and the pure shittiness that is the Saints' defense on Sundays.

On the flip side, it was eminently fun to boo Raymond Felton when he failed to break the chalupa barrier.

On the flip side, it was eminently fun to boo Raymond Felton when he failed to break the chalupa barrier.

"But I'm at the end of my rope, and I feel like swinging."

"But I'm at the end of my rope, and I feel like swinging."

I'm looking forward to picking this one up.  My tastes with their albums seems to buck the consensus—I didn't enjoy "Century of Self" and I thought that "Worlds Apart" was actually pretty great (though we all agree on the merits of "Source Tags and Codes").  Surely there are others beyond my close group of friends who…

I'm looking forward to picking this one up.  My tastes with their albums seems to buck the consensus—I didn't enjoy "Century of Self" and I thought that "Worlds Apart" was actually pretty great (though we all agree on the merits of "Source Tags and Codes").  Surely there are others beyond my close group of friends who…

Dude, this is totally "More Than A Feeling" with a different cast.

Dude, this is totally "More Than A Feeling" with a different cast.

Wikity-wikity-wack.

Wikity-wikity-wack.

I have found that the right mix of self-respect and total self-loathing can effectively allow you never to have an actual relationship with a member of the opposite sex.