I have found that the right mix of self-respect and total self-loathing can effectively allow you never to have an actual relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

I keep that album listed in my iTunes and make a point to never, ever listen to it.

I keep that album listed in my iTunes and make a point to never, ever listen to it.

For the record, I very much agree with your anti-Zep stance.

For the record, I very much agree with your anti-Zep stance.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH LIKES FOR THIS.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH LIKES FOR THIS.

I'm extremely glad to see that 'Quiz Show' at least made this list.  I pick up new things every time I see it on TV (and whenever it's on, which is often, I have to watch at least part of it).  It does a great job of exploring class, ethnicity, and culture, and a brilliant dissection of the push and pull between…

I'm extremely glad to see that 'Quiz Show' at least made this list.  I pick up new things every time I see it on TV (and whenever it's on, which is often, I have to watch at least part of it).  It does a great job of exploring class, ethnicity, and culture, and a brilliant dissection of the push and pull between…

I personally think it's their best one.  I still love it.

I personally think it's their best one.  I still love it.

I would definitely watch this.

I would definitely watch this.

Whitesnake.

Whitesnake.

Lou has one of the best lines I've ever heard at a show.  One audience member complained "I can't hear the lyrics!"  Lou responds with "What? Who the fuck do you think you're seeing?"  Then he turns up his amp more.

Lou has one of the best lines I've ever heard at a show.  One audience member complained "I can't hear the lyrics!"  Lou responds with "What? Who the fuck do you think you're seeing?"  Then he turns up his amp more.

No, @avclub-641738cd9f2de769fb97d24ffbec105f:disqus .  Money was used to buy LOTS of peanuts.

No, @avclub-641738cd9f2de769fb97d24ffbec105f:disqus .  Money was used to buy LOTS of peanuts.

I'm going to use "EG FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" as much as possible.