I'm going to use "EG FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" as much as possible.

The only response necessary: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The only response necessary: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I don't understand why it's so tough to find the clear stick.  It's clearly the superior technology—clear, but not goopy.

I don't understand why it's so tough to find the clear stick.  It's clearly the superior technology—clear, but not goopy.

Creed Bratton's vote is still up for grabs.

Creed Bratton's vote is still up for grabs.

And that little boy that nobody liked, grew up to be…Roy Cohn.

And that little boy that nobody liked, grew up to be…Roy Cohn.

To be fair, it is a strong soul who could resist that temptation.

To be fair, it is a strong soul who could resist that temptation.

God, this Saints season has been miserable.

God, this Saints season has been miserable.

They name-check Oregon on one of their new songs, but don't stop by on their tour?  Dammit.

They name-check Oregon on one of their new songs, but don't stop by on their tour?  Dammit.

Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.

Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

"hacky noodling and uninspired barre chords" is a pretty fucking terrible description of McCready