That's the story I've always heard about Max's from my U of O friends.  The only times I've been there it's been 1 am and crowded, so I can't really tell for myself, but the story at least is consistent.  I always enjoyed their snakebite.

I believe it is "Max's"

Hey @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus , you're not the only one!

The kids can call you 'Hoju'!

That was my immediate reaction, but the direction they went with this one was hilarious enough for me that the rip-off was fine.

Hell yeah, "Tighter and Tighter" is an amazing overlooked track.  Also, you're right on "Rhinosaur"—the handful of times I heard it on the radio would get me pumped.

Yo, it's the dude that fucked a pie!

Jennifer Love HugeTits.

Are we sure it's Malcolm McDowell and not Terence Stamp?

I'm a big fan of Down on the Upside.  Granted, I became a fan of the band around the time of its release and wasn't there for the early metal days.  However, I thought the directions that they explored musically were pretty great.  And "Burden in My Hand" may be my all-time favorite SG track.

I only read the first page online, and I could already tell it was a bullshit description of Dartmouth.  Too bad that even with the charges dropped, it will only look like the school is covering its ass.

MCCLOUD!

Yup.  As a kid, Clancy and Crichton had some of my first grownup books.  And you nailed the two that would be the best films—"Without Remorse" for pure bad-ass adventure, and "Cardinal of the Kremlin", a really good spy story.

" If that’s the case, what’s the point of making it? Selling Katniss Barbie dolls?"
Uh, yeah.

One of these days I'm going to edit out the random noise parts from Frances and combine the tracks properly.  There's a great album in there, but goddamn do I hate having to fast-forward through a lot of junk.

Theodore seemed to be the real heart of the band.  No matter how crazy everything he got, he was able to reign them in.  The drummer they had from Bedlam couldn't keep up.

Yes! We won! Jet is over!

The donut was then banished to the land of wind and ghosts.

"I only eat chickens out of revenge" remains the single funniest line from a TV show that only 4 people saw.

Remember when the New Orleans Saints and the Atlanta Falcons were in the NFC West?