That's a classic.  I also remember "The House that Gloria Vanderbilt" and "Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck"

A Great Big Pile of Leaves is a terrible name, but they're a pretty good band.  Good guitar work.

You don't even need to set up the joke.  All you have to say is "Brown".

He hasn't got shit all over 'im.

Actually, setting the story in Hollywood would be a pretty good idea.  Same level of wealth/vacuousness.

I for one never felt that Anne Hathaway was a real person, with feelings and things.

The walrus?

I'm pretty sure the Second Amendment is there to keep the King of England out of my face.

Careful, you don't want to bait the Disqus monster too much…

Never would have expected to see tablature here on the AV Club.

We can apply the Peter King (from SI) principle, and declare Wichita to be the most neutral of fields.

Indianapolis sounds like a much better decision than say a Portland branch.

"Things Ain't Like They Used To Be" gets me every time.  Absolutely great song.

Yeah, it's a nice EP and includes "X-Mas Curtain" from "It Still Moves"

I went to high school with a couple of the guys from Typhoon.  I still listen to an album they made back in those days—good straight-ahead punk.

"Wasting Light" had some great, interesting ideas for a straight-ahead rock record, which overcame some of the poor lyrics.  I've been listening to The Joy Formidable a lot recently, and they deserve some kudos too.

Wait, can't I like all three of those bands?

1. Rubber Factory
2. Attack and Release
3. Thickfreakness
4. Brothers
5. The Big Come Up
6. Magic Potion

Yeah, that comparison has no basis in reality, which is why when Marah made the comparison back in a Lollapalooza review there was a shitstorm in the comments.

OHMIGOD, WHITE GUYS PLAYING BLOOZE!!1!